Archive for March, 2009

Misheard lyrics quiz!

March 31, 2009

I’m late posting this one because the wedding was more important. Enjoy!
QUIZ

Kick a chicken with it
Shamu the mysterious whale
She’s got electric b00bs. Her man has two! You know, I’d really like a magazine!
Who ya gonna call? Those b*stards!
We built this city on the wrong damn road.
I [...]

What a great wedding!

March 30, 2009

Ann sure knows how to put a wedding and reception together! Everyone had a phenomenal time!
Here’s your officiate! I got ready at work and Beth nicely took photos of me. She also lent me an Irish ring that she bought in County Kerry.
It’s not quite what I’m wearing in my avatar, [...]

I’m officiating at my sister-in-law’s wedding!

March 27, 2009

Some people might remember when I wrote that I was getting legally certified to be an officiate. Ann, John’s sister, then did me the great honor of asking me to perform her wedding. I even got to write the ceremony! And today is her big day!
They’re having the wedding and reception [...]

Yo momma’s so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on!

March 25, 2009

You know you really reached a sophisticated level when you post about Yo Momma jokes.  But–
I had a need for a “Yo momma” joke yesterday.  Don’t ask why; the reason doesn’t make me look any better than this post does.  You can always count on someone to use the great communication and research tool of [...]

Verizon says No Cool Phone for you!

March 21, 2009

Have you ever wanted a new piece of electronics (or some other kind of toy) for a stupid reason?  That’s where I am now.
Before this, I loved the iPhone and the phones like it, but I didn’t feel the burn to get one myself.  The only thing I wanted in a phone update is a [...]

All Ears Net: Disneyland menus updated!

March 18, 2009

The Disneyland resort menus have a major upgrade!  Just about all of them are updated and the rest will get updates in the next couple of weeks!
Major thanks to All Ears team members Laura and Lisa who got the updates.  Laura especially was a focused, one woman strike team!  She and other team members have [...]

How To Photograph A Puppy

March 17, 2009

How To Photograph A Puppy
· Remove film from box and load camera.
· Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.
· Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from [...]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! And a happy birthday to Morgan!

March 17, 2009

Of course this is the big Irish holiday, so first of all:

But in our house, it’s not just the day to wear my “Pinch me and you’re dead meat” button. It’s the day we picked for Morgan’s birthday. The vet figured she was 8 months old when we adopted her, so to make [...]

Live webcam from Disney’s Saratoga Springs!

March 12, 2009

It’s live while these people are on vacation, so go enjoy!  They’re giving a beach view.  Unfortunately, wordpress won’t let me embed the player, so go to this link!

Mom songs

March 10, 2009

I was reading something a little while ago that had the words bushel and peck in it.   All of a sudden, I could hear my Mom clear as day singing….
I love you
a bushel and a peck!
My mom had a beautiful singing voice, but she would sing this in a funny voice.  Sometimes I would sing [...]