John called the doctor yesterday about his back pain. They told him to take 9 Ibprofen at a time. Yes, Viriginia, you read that right:
NINE
That’s got to be a record. I have never heard of anyone taking that much. I kept thinking I heard him wrong — or that our doctor meant to say something else, but saw the 9th on the calendar or something. But I got to say: I waited for him to come home, ready to help him since he could barely move when he left the house in the morning, and he had a long day yesterday with a lot of pain. Instead, he walked up to the house like he never had a problem.
So: buy stock in ibprofen companies and thank the Blackwells when it goes up!
Update: okay, he meant 9 for the day. That makes more sense.
It was 3, 3 times a day. I think if I took nine at once–I may not have a care in the world
Then why did you say nine? 3? We had you taking 4 at a time on the weekend.
Gheez, and here I was poised to buy tons of Ibprofen stock. How much do you think I could have bought for $2.98? (Stock that is, not pills.)