Yay! At last, someone said it!

In an election that, as Lewis Black put it, has been going on since Eisenhower left the White House, someone said it:

I will gladly pay the $5.99 for the duct tape if it’ll shut these guys up.  Our pain is not their gain. They have no idea what my life and people like me are going through.  Enough lies about how they do.

Let’s see, who represents me best:

The bloated millionaire who gets free healthcare paid by the government through taxes, but says people shouldn’t get government paid healthcare?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who gets free healthcare paid by the government through taxes, but says people shouldn’t get government paid healthcare?

Hmmm…

The bloated millionaire who takes money from oil company people?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who takes money from oil company people?

Hmmm…

The bloated millionaire who is part of over a billion dollars spent in campaigning and says they understand how I have to scrape to make ends meet?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who is part of over a billion dollars spent in campaigning and says they understand how I have to scrape to make ends meet?

Hmmm…

The bloated millionaire who lies about opponent’s plans and actions?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who lies about opponent’s plans and actions?

Hmmm…

The bloated millionaire who lies about his own plans and actions?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who lies about his own plans and actions?

The bloated millionaire who repeatedly voted for Iraq out of control spending? -Or- The bloated millionaire who repeatedly voted for Iraq out of control spending?

The bloated millionaire who voted for the President’s bad energy plan?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who voted for the President’s bad energy plan?

The bloated millionaire who voted for the transportation bill that included the Bridge to Nowhere?  -Or- The bloated millionaire who voted for the transportation bill that included the Bridge to Nowhere?

The bloated millionaire who opposes the rights granted by marriage for any loving, committed couple because the Bible forbids it — but hypocritically does not support the Bible when it is against something they want, like having millions, wanting divorce, wanting birth control, wanting to judge people, and wanting the right to slay anyone they claim is an enemy?   -Or- The bloated millionaire who opposes the rights granted by marriage for any loving, committed couple because the Bible forbids it — but hypocritically does not support the Bible when it is against something they want, like having millions, wanting divorce, wanting birth control, wanting to judge people, and wanting the right to slay anyone they claim is an enemy?

The bloated millionaire who lied about their Oath of office because proudly standing in the Senate and swearing by the Constitution isn’t good enough? -Or- The bloated millionaire who lied about their Oath of office  because proudly standing in the Senate and swearing by the Constitution isn’t good enough?

The true swearing in of a Senator

The true swearing in of a Senator

Fake Swearing in Ceremony -- paid for by my taxes each time

Fake Swearing in Ceremony -- paid for by my taxes each time

What a shame.  We could use the money spent on those fake swearing in ceremonies for something the majority of Americans would rally around.  Like a free American Idol hotline.

But back to choosing who to vote for between the big candidates….

The bloated millionaire who voted for the big bloated federal budget while serving in the Senate.  –Or– The bloated millionaire who voted for the big bloated federal budget while serving in the Senate.

The bloated millionaire who says it’s okay to fulfill my Constitutional duty to point out what’s wrong with the government as long as it’s not his party?  –Or–  The bloated millionaire who says it’s okay to fulfill my Constitutional duty to point out what’s wrong with the government as long as it’s not his party.

The bloated millionaire who counts on America’s love for soundbites without checking facts. –Or– The bloated millionaire who counts on America’s love for soundbites without checking facts.

The bloated millionaire who choose a VP candidate that is exactly who he claims is unfit in Washington. –Or– The bloated millionaire who choose a VP candidate that is exactly who he claims is unfit in Washington.

Gee, I’m giddy from the choice.

Oh, by the way… I did the unAmerican thing.  I researched and got the facts for each one of the statements before l made them.

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