Making gifts this year

I got this idea from an email.  Makes a lot of sense.

The fact is: I’m not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. So I will be making bedroom slippers for all my friends and family as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I’m putting a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself….

I’m waiting to hear from everyone; if you’re one of my relatives, in-laws, or friends who I typically exchange gifts with, please email immediately. It’s crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

……

This is a joke, peeps, just in case you haven’t figured that out.  You’re not getting a pair of “Have a happy period” slippers from me as a gift…. unless you want them.  I’m sure I can figure it out for you.

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