Misheard lyrics quiz

QUIZ

1.      The more I get of you, A strange odor fills the air.

2.      I shot Sharon, but I didn’t shoot her dead.

3.      You’re a hot-headed porkchop bagel …

4.      you bite me when I’m wrong

5.      Round John Virgin, margarine child!  Holy imbecile, tender and mild!

6.      Sucking on a leprechaun

7.      I was a scatterbrain when you asked me ’bout my chocolate milk

8.      I’ll be your cummerbund with a mullet

9.      Rock Me, I’m a douche

10.  If I can’t have you, I don’t want your ugly baby.

ANSWERS

1. A Kiss From A Rose by Seal
Real lyric:  The more I get of you, Stranger it feels, yeah.
Misheard:  The more I get of you, A strange odor fills the air.

The story:  I knew that COULDN’T be right… so I looked it up on the net, which wasn’t as easy to do in 1995 as it is now.

2. I Shot The Sheriff by Eric Clapton
Real lyric:  I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
Misheard:  I shot Sharon, but I didn’t shoot her dead.

The story:  My mother was the one who had these confused. I thought it was funny.

3.  You’re So D@mn Hot by  Ok Go
Real lyric:  You’re a bad-hearted boytrap babydoll …
Misheard: You’re a hot-headed porkchop bagel …

The story:  I discovered the real lyric on the internet. Fortunately, my humiliation was only in my mind as I had never sung that song in front of anyone.

4. Maybe I’m Amazed by Paul McCartney
Real lyric:  you right me when I’m wrong
Misheard:  you bite me when I’m wrong

The story:  I looked the lyrics up, since I had a really hard time imagining a rabid, aggressive Linda biting off Paul’s arms

5. Silent Night
Real lyric:  Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant so tender and mild
Misheard:  Round John Virgin, margarine child!  Holy imbecile, tender and mild!

The story: No story given.

6. Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas
Real lyric:  steppin’ on leprechaun
Misheard:  Sucking on a leprechaun

The story:  umm…. well there really isn’t a story I was just in the car and I looked at my friend Chelsi and I was like did he just say sucking on a leprechaun? And she goes i have no idea

7. See You Again by Miley Cyrus
Real lyric:  I st-st-stuttered when you asked me what I’m thinkin’ ’bout
Misheard:  I was a scatterbrain when you asked me ’bout my chocolate milk

The story:  I yelled it at a school dance. Thank god no one heard me, the music was cranked up too loud. 3 months later I actually figured out what the lyrics were…

8. Sugar, We’re Going Down by  Fall Out Boy
Real lyric:  I’ll be your number one with a bullet
Misheard:  I’ll be your cummerbund with a mullet

The story:  I still can’t understand a word the guy is saying and I still sing my lyrics.

9. Rock Me Amadeus by Falco
Real lyric: Rock Me Amadeus
Misheard:  Rock Me, I’m a douche

The story:  I was telling my friend how I thought some songs were really weird like “that one song about being a douche”. He was very confused about what I was talking about and we tried to figure out what song I was talking about… Apparently I was wrong lol.

10. If I can’t have you by Bee Gees
Real lyric:  If I can’t have you, I don’t want nobody baby
Misheard:  If I can’t have you, I don’t want your ugly baby.

The story: This one is from my hairdresser and I nearly killed myself laughing.

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