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Another great literal video: David Hasselhoff sings “Hooked on a feeling”!

Oh. My. God.  ROTFL!!!  Even without the literal translation, my eyes bug out!

What’s with the angels?  And the flying with the ducks?! And the bugged out guy? But they have great moments in it!  “With my weiner out” – “Where’s Kate Winslet?” – “The Hoff will forgive you all!”  LOL!

Thanks to my friend Tootie for sending this link!  I love it!

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Totally Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video

This is sheer comedy brilliance!

Okay, I need some laughs. So over to…

LOL dogs first:

Now, some kittehs:

And now, in conclusion:

KISS sings Disco with the Wicked Witch and Mrs. Brady!

Did I get your attention?  I should have.  No?  You are one tough audience. All right, I’ll add:

Paul Lynde of Betwitched and Hollywood Squares

Pinky Tuscadero of Happy Days

Witchiepoo from “HR Pufnstuf”

Betty White of great shows like The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Golden Girls

Tim Conway of The Carol Burnett Show and Spongebob Squarepants

Donny and Marie Osmond

Billy Barty of many wonderful performances and the voice of Figment in Walt Disney World.

And all of them singing Disco! You know, DISCO?

C’mon, I should hear you laughing or calling out things like “You have got to be kidding!” from here!

Now some of you are saying, “You had me at hello” while others are thinking I stood too close to the first microwave ovens as a kid.  Either way, we all want to see it for ourselves.

(By the way, this is when people would have sworn Paul Lynde was straight…. like Liberace.)

KISS wisely stays up in the band area for this, but they are featured in other Disco numbers for the Paul Lynde Halloween Special.  We stumbled upon this the other day; it was one of those glorious moments when I was glad the Internet was created. It was worth every penny.

Here’s the finale:

Someone on amazon.com said it was Margaret Hamilton’s last performance.  Sigh…

If you want to see the rest of the show, you can get the DVD cheap or watch it online.

Because where else will you EVER the Wicked Witch of the West sing with KISS?

Funny dog photos trump other posts!

I was going to post a few other things, then I saw these pictures.  Pups win!

If this pup is up for adoption, call me because that face just got itself a home.

Perfect captioning on this one!

This next photo is beautifully shot, and while I totally understand the love in the bride’s expression and why she had the photo taken, I adore the “smile” on the dog’s lips and the love in his eyes.

Way to go, guy!

This should be an official poster for them. Seriously.

You most certainly can!!

I hope they hugged him as soon as they took the photo!

Some photos tug at the heart, not the funny bone.

Perfect one for today.

This one is what made me decide that I had to do this post!

This will make you stay on your diet.

So says Cake Wrecks and I totally support it!  After all, my dogs have coughed up nicer looking things!

Imagine semi-congealed cement. With a chaser of pond scum. And a dead, flattened snake. Now, imagine washing that all down with a niiice, cold glass of milk. Feeling motivated yet?

Was this on purpose?! I guess so; you can sort of see what they were going for. Maybe someone had a pet snake and it was supposed to be the pet in their terrarium? And then it went so, so wrong.

Not as bad, but you can just feel the sliminess, can’t you?

What IS that?  Is it supposed to be poo?  You can’t be for real.

Speaking of poo…

Okaaay…

I’d like to say excuse my language in advance, but….

What The F…. frack is that?!!

Misheard lyrics quiz!

QUIZ

1. Because there ain’t no hall of fat girls

2. I got my first real sex change

3. We’re living in a Pony Keg and giving out Barq’s.

4. And there you are…copulating on a chocolate bar.

5. What’s love but a sticky body lotion?

6. Turn the power up Or we spend the night watching hillbilly movies so, let’s go

7. As if I’d never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted

8. Stand beside her, and guide her. Through the night with a light from a bug.

9. If there’s a buzzard in your bedroom, don’t be alarmed now

10. I’m hot blooded, check me for fleas

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ANSWERS

1. Holla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani

Real lyric:  Because there ain’t no hollaback girl

Misheard:  Because there ain’t no hall of fat girls

The story:  just my silly mom actually believing these words

2. Summer Of ’69 by Bryan Adams

Real lyric:  Got my first real six-string

Misheard:  I got my first real sex change

The story:  I started singing it like that at school and everybody thought I was gross.

3.  Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler

Real lyric:  We’re living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.

Misheard: We’re living in a Pony Keg and giving out Barq’s.

The story:  Singing it loudly in my friend’s jeep. I was living in Cincinnati at the time, a Pony Keg is hwat the locals called the corner shop, and Barq’s was a local brand of soft drink. It made sense to me at the time.

4. Good Ship Lollipop by Shirley Temple

Real lyric:  And there you are…happy landing on a chocolate bar.

Misheard:  And there you are…copulating on a chocolate bar.

The story:  When I was working on a show that had it…I knew that couldn’t be the real words, but for life of me I couldn’t work it out till I got the lyric sheet!

5. What’s Love Got To Do With It by Tina Turner

Real lyric:  What’s love but a second-hand emotion?

Misheard:  What’s love but a sticky body lotion?

The story: I was in the car with my mother and we were listening to “Jammin 105”, when this song came on and I started singing along, and suddenly we got pulled over by a cop and I still couldn’t stop singing it. The guy looked at me like I was crazy.

6.  I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister

Real lyric:  Turn the power up. I’ve waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so, let’s go

Misheard:  Turn the power up Or we spend the night watching hillbilly movies so, let’s go

The story:  I was almost sure this can’t be the right, so I searched the lyrics on the internet.

7. Graceland by Paul Simon

Real lyric:  As if I’d never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead.

Misheard:  As if I’d never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted

The story:  Having misheard this from the first play, singing my version in the car had become second nature…until a passenger (my boss) pointed out that it was unlikely that Paul Simon would stoop to toilet humor to sell a tune!

8. God Bless America

Real lyric:  Stand beside her, and guide her. Through the night with a light from above.

Misheard:  Stand beside her, and guide her. Through the night with a light from a bug.

The story:  It is my three-year-old son who belts out this lyric. He believes that the song is referring to a firefly.

9. Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin

Real lyric:  If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now

Misheard:  If there’s a buzzard in your bedroom, don’t be alarmed now

The story:  My boyfriend looked at me with disgust and informed me that song is sacred! Oops!

10. Hot Blooded by Foreigner

Real lyric:  I’m hot blooded, check it and see

Misheard:  I’m hot blooded, check me for fleas

The story: I was doing my Lou Gramm impersonation. Obviously, it flopped.