I’m late posting this one because the wedding was more important. Enjoy!
QUIZ
- Kick a chicken with it
- Shamu the mysterious whale
- She鈥檚 got electric b00bs. Her man has two! You know, I鈥檇 really like a magazine!
- Who ya gonna call? Those b*stards!
- We built this city on the wrong damn road.
- I catch nine trout. I put them in my mouth. I’m never gonna get more trout.
- If you wanna do my mother, You gotta get her a Benz…
- Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep….
- The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face.
- Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven midgets in the midday sun.
Answers
1. Gettin’ Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith
Real lyric: Gettin jiggy with it
Misheard: Kick a chicken with it
The story: My cousin heard me singing it and died laughing , then she clued me in to my dismay, all that time I thought I had the words right but didnt understand the meaning , like it was a slang meaning. Boy did I feel stupid.
2. Mysterious Ways by U2
Real lyric: She moves in mysterious ways
Misheard: Shamu the mysterious whale
The story: Every one laughed!
3. Bennie and the Jets by Elton John
Real lyric: She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magazine…
Misheard: She鈥檚 got electric b00bs. Her man has two! You know, I鈥檇 really like a magazine!
The story: I was a freshman in college when I sang my version in front of my roommate. She laughed and told me I was mentally unstable, so I spent about ten minutes defending my interpretation until she looked up the real lyrics and showed them to me.
4. Ghostbusters by Ray Jr. Parker
Real lyric: Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!
Misheard: Who ya gonna call? Those b*stards!
The story: It was my dad, actually. He phoned a radio station to complain that they were playing this!
5. We Built This City by Starship
Real lyric: We built this city on rock and roll.
Misheard: We built this city on the wrong damn road.
The story: This is what my friend Rachel thought the words were.
6. Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Real lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again. You’re never gonna keep me down.
Misheard: I catch nine trout. I put them in my mouth. I’m never gonna get more trout.
The story: It was really just with family, but I felt like an idiot when singing it in front of people.
7 . Wannabe by Spice Girls
Real lyric: If you wannabe my lover, You gotta get with my friends
Misheard: If you wanna do my mother, You gotta get her a Benz…
The story: Rather not talk about it
8 . Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC
Real lyric: Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap…
Misheard: Dirty deeds and they’re done with sheep….
The story: Actually, it wasn’t me, but a friend in high school who was singing along at the top of his lungs with the song while we were in a car.
9 . Suffragette City by David Bowie
Real lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place.
Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just puts a smile on my face.
The story: I was singing karaoke on a first date. Needless to say, once he picked himself off the floor from laughing, there was never a second date.
10. Smooth by Santana
Real lyric: Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun.
Misheard: Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven midgets in the midday sun.
The story: I was singing karaoke on a first date. Needless to say, once he picked himself off the floor from laughing, there was never a second date.